For the night is dark and full of turnips

Patrick.
Poet, DJ, Theatre Technician, Actor,
College Student.
Life is Laughter.
SLYTHERIN

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shitshilarious:

meredith, how do i open a new tab

shitshilarious:

meredith, how do i open a new tab

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ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

somanykilifeels:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you ever feel bad for procrastinating, just remember that Peter Jackson was still editing The Return of the King a few hours before it was supposed to premier. 

Same with The Hobbit

peter

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butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

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mountainmantoothpick:

every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs

you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once

enjoy your summer

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Se7en.

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ravenmgee:

twofingerswhiskey:

the-world-today:

The Paradox Axe

this makes me so angry

the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe

ravenmgee:

twofingerswhiskey:

the-world-today:

The Paradox Axe

this makes me so angry

the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe

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allthingseurope:

Burg Thurant, Germany (by destinatio)

allthingseurope:

Burg Thurant, Germany (by destinatio)

i think that it’s really funny that women spend hundreds of dollars on anti-aging creams

this-sort-of-mission-quest-thing:

i-dont-believe-in-ghosts:

but then there’s elijah wood

2001:

image

2012:

image

It’s not him, it’s the ring. He still has the fucking ring, the bastard.

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